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If You Believe This, I’ll Sell You Official Pandemic Pronouncements For Free




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IF YOU BELIEVE THIS, 

I’LL SELL YOU OFFICIAL PANDEMIC PRONOUNCEMENTS 

FOR FREE

 

by William Thomas

 

  

Here is your daily cognitive dissonance update for April 9:     


Throughout country after country, as “hopeful” chatter among increasingly restive urban inmates excitedly points to a “plateauing” pandemic and “flattening” of infection curves – officials in Tokyo and Moscow report record numbers of new cases. Supposedly untouched Russia counts its biggest daily jump in deaths.

 

Confirmed cases in the Netherlands, Belgium, Hungary, Ecuador and the UK are also on the… rise.    


NYC On Pause -Lucas Jackson:Reuters

NYC on pause -Lucas Jackson/Reuters 


NYC REPORTS RECORD 824 DEATHS FROM VIRUS IN LAST 24 HOURS

New York State reports a record number of deaths in a 24 hour period for the second day in a row, after reporting some 790 state-wide deaths yesterday.  As “ventilator-triage” gains traction abroad, dying seems to be working! Gov. Andrew Cuomo touts the just-in-time spike in state hospital vacancies accompanying this providential surge in reported deaths.


But maybe not for long.

 

NYC CONFIRMED VIRUS CASES RISE BY MORE THAN 6,400, TO 84,373


Trump With His Senior Advisor -Chip Somodevilla:Getty Images)

-Chip Somodevilla/Getty 

Nevertheless and what-the-heck, Trump said last night he plans to gradually free the world’s leading pandemic populace “ahead of schedule”. His last announced due-date was Easter. 



Even more worrying, this trickster’s chief medical advisor seems to have caught the same flapping-lips contagion. Flawlessly performing yet another backflip, Dr. Fauci says he now expects USA corona-fatalities to be “closer to 60k” than the “millions” of dead Americans he forecast just a few days ago.


(And no, this nightmare is not confined to us over-70 “useless eaters”. Not with nearly 40% of hospitalized U.S. cases between the ages of 20 and 54, just 15% of Moscow’s diagnosed cases over 65, and 40% of patients undergoing emergency lung ventilation in the Russian capitol under the age of 40.)


Meanwhile, even though no one has a clue regarding the number of human hosts who have shaken off this stealth virus without realizing they were infected… more than 332,000 people in the U.S. have officially “recovered” from coronavirus, according to the latest box scores released by Johns Hopkins. 


How many of these corona-lottery winners will suffer permanent psychological trauma and painful lung damage is not being disclosed. But for every one of those tortured souls, we can bet it’s significant.


Turns out, their ordeals may not be helping to confer “herd” immunity, after all. According to South Korea’s world-leading Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, “concerning signs” that “recovered” survivors might still be vulnerable to reinfection continue to crop-up as COVID-19 “reactivates” in some patients thought to be “cured”.(Even less-widely reported are remarks from South Korean epidemiologists cautioning that even their top-notch testing protocols are unable to detect extremely low levels of the virus in discharged patients. -WT)


Spanish legionnaires patrol an empty street during partial lockdown in southern Spain, March 18, 2020. ©  REUTERS:Jon Nazca

 Spanish legionnaires patrol an empty street in southern Spain Mar 18, 2020.  -John Nazca/Reuters


As Spain hails “encouraging progress” from repressive measures not seen since Franco’s rule, opposition leaders accuse the government of deliberately undercounting cases. Of course, like nearly everywhere else, since testing is hit-or-mostly-miss across the land, they don’t really know either. But it’s likely that the actual numbers of those infected en España are much higher than the officially count. 


Italy also requires signifcant medical  resources per critical patient -Flavio Lo Scalzo:Reuters

Scary hospital scene in taly.  -Flavio Lo Scalzo/Reuters


Italy may start lifting some restrictions by the end of April provided this slowing trend continues, declares PM Giuseppe Conte.




Reality Check

Coronavirus death toll drastically under-reported in Iran, Italy, Spain, USA… and China.



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