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WELCOME TO WILLIAM THOMAS ONLINE

UPDATED Dec. 15/2017


Newly posted, front-page features are updated until moved to archives. -WT




Revised Dec. 12/2017


Fitz container crashship



COLLISION AT SEA


A Fable


By William Thomas 


 

“Can't raise CINCPAC. Or my boyfriend. Jamming, sir. Sounds like the Rocket Man strikes again. Can we go home now?”

 

“Very well. Make it so. And don’t hit anything!”

 

“The watch-standers are falling asleep on their feet, sir.”

 

“Well wake them the fuck up!”

 

“We can’t spare the extra hands, captain.”

 

“I suppose now you’re going to start whining about how short-handed the navy is. Every time one of our ships crashes into something, or another navy airplane falls out of the sky, everybody starts complaining that we are all incompetent, training deficient, sleep-deprived. That lemon Ford with her hinky catapults and arresting gear and those fucking F-35s are hoovering every damn dime!”

 

“Sir! Every time I smack the radar with my fist, it’s showing the same target. Something big. Coming in fast amidships. Starboard side. Just like the Fitz. We’re on a collision course!”



What happens next?




F-35 Flight Control Problems

F-35 flight control problems continue


Revised Nov. 29/2017



WILLTHOMASONLINE ENDORSES F-35!

Calls For More Faulty Jets

  

This website enthusiastically endorses the ever-ongoing, out-of-control, death-spiralling F-35 program. 


Moreover, willthomasonline.net calls for an immediate tripling of initial production to 1,500 jets so that every aircraft in the United States air force, navy, army, marine, coast guard, border patrol and state police squadrons can be replaced by an F-35 "Flying Turkey" as rapidly as possible.


Read my short, gushing endorsement here...



Revised Nov. 25/2017



doomed by God


WILLTHOMASONLINE EXCLUSIVE!



AN INTERVIEW WITH GOD

 

Transcribed by William Thomas

 


 

WILLIAM THOMAS: Thank you for responding to my email. Let me play a clip from that redacted interview you did with Canadian CNN.

 

GOD: If you must.

  

RICHARD QUEST, CCNN: We rolling?

 

TECHNICIAN: Go.

 

RICHARD QUEST (turning to God, who is clutching a mug stamped with the station logo while trying to get comfortable in a studio chair): What was your childhood like?


READ GOD'S ANSWER In This Exclusive 3-Part Interview 

 

arm wrestling



Words to ponder…



YO, DUDE!


A Few Late-Night Aphorisms 

by William Thomas


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REVISED Dec. 12/2017

USS-Freedom-fires-main-batteries



INCIDENT OFF THE SPRATLEYS


A 3-Part Exposé-Scenario” 

by William Thomas


NEW: F-35 Fiasco Updates


Big Smoke -CBS News

CBS News


Are California’s wildfires being lit by lasers?


LASERS HATE SMOKE

by William Thomas



King Anderson with Voltbikes -Will Thomas photo


MY VOLTBIKE MARINER ADVENTURE CONTINUES!



The Devil’s Kitchen 

See the full story here...




         

THIS SITE IS 100% COVFEFE!

 发件人     William Thomas 2017